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#1 User is offline   Aware 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:41 PM

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Even if you suck with the ladies, you can still have an amazing sex life. think about it; whether you fap or you have sex, the end result is the same-an orgasm. It feels the same, it's physiologically the same. Admittedly, the means to the end is probably more satisfying with sex, but you can certainly enhance the way you achieve orgasm when you fap to make it as similar to the real thing as possible. You can actually make fapping an art; not only will you fap to relieve sexual tension, but you do it satisfy your creative side!

So here are some easy tips to enhance your fapping experience:


Lubes

Obviously vaginas are moist during sex, so using a lube is a good (and easy) way to enhance the realism of your fapping. I like to use lubes that are hypoallergenic, non-comodogenic, unscented (scented lotions contain irritants), and contain nutrients to help moisturize and nourish your skin. This way fapping isn't just a way to cum, it's also a good opportunity to take good care of your penis.

My fave lubes are:

Clinderm lotion, Aveeno active naturals (with natural colloidal oatmeal), and Glaxal Base cream.

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Why give yourself a hand job when you're imagining yourself having sex with someone?

The purpose of masturbation is to simulate sex, and (for some) to enhance sexual stamina. So I find it strange that most guys simply give themselves a hand job while they fantasizing about grabbing some bishes torso and penetrating her vagina. The act does not appropriately match the thought, and in the end it isn't as realistic, satisfying and beneficial to sexual stamina. If you want to have great fap sessions you need to physically hump something that's as similar to a woman as possible. If you want to improve your stamina during sex, you need to best simulate sex. This is just pure logic. Giving yourself a hand job might increase your hand job stamina effectively, but it probably won't do much for your missionary position stamina for example. This is why even the most experienced and professional fappers sometimes bust prematurely during sex. Even a fleshlight is pretty pointless because you're still giving yourself a hand job with something that feels like a vagina; you're not actually grabbing on to some "hips" and thrusting your torso into an orifice. So what should you use? a sex doll is good option, but good ones are pretty expensive. Now I know most people don't want to spend too much time and clothing on making their own doll, but that's not even necessary! Just use your resourcefulness and creativity.


For example just a quick glance around my living room, and I already identified a few things that could be used to create a good sex toy...

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And this took me no more than 5-10 mins to make!!! Something like this makes the fap so much more realistic and it'll improve your sexual stamina (relative to conventional fapping). In addition it could help some of you excessively horny miscers to prevent yourselves seeking out slutty, unattractive females for sex and sacrificing your health and dignity


Fap on ACL brahs!
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:47 PM

This is f***ing gold
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 02:47 PM

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:00 PM

What the f**k?
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:23 PM

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View Postschmuttt, on 24 February 2013 - 11:27 PM, said:

Social retards like you are the reason these forums suck.

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I hate you so much.

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Shut the f*** up.


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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:24 PM

View PostAusBox, on 10 May 2012 - 03:00 PM, said:

What the f**k?


Hahah
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 03:59 PM

Don't let Pulse see this thread..
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 04:14 PM

What the f**k did I just read.
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 04:22 PM

im so done.
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:11 PM

I don't even....
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 05:28 PM

What a great thread.
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 06:13 PM

Aware for mod.
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 07:48 PM

View PostHalvo, on 10 May 2012 - 02:47 PM, said:

This is f***ing gold

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:07 PM

Wow.... Ur a virgin hay..
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:26 PM

hahaha holy sh**!
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 08:36 PM

Done me
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:06 PM

Bookmarked this thread for... administrative purposes...
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#18 User is offline   AvT Insomnia 

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:09 PM

So...... just out of curiosity.... how much would a setup like this cost?
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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:10 PM

View PostTerry, on 10 May 2012 - 06:13 PM, said:

Aware for mod.

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Posted 10 May 2012 - 09:20 PM

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